Muppets - Listen To Convincing John - (don't Eat Towers) lyrics

Listen to Convincing John

And all your troubles will be gone

He's gonna tell it spell it sell it

Just for you

Now then listen to me Fraggles

Give your Fraggle mouths a-waggle

You can chew a Doozer tower till you're blue (you're blue)

But there's a mighty day a coming

When the food will hit your tummy

And you'll know that what I'm telling you is true (is true)

So if you want to get a hold of something extra good as gold

You gotta stop and give a thought to what you do (what you do)

Never eat another tower till I tell you what it's doing to you

Listen to Convincing John

And all your troubles will be gone

He's gonna tell it spell it sell it

Just for you

Well you eat a Doozer tower

And it's as pretty as a flower

And a flower's what you pick up in a field (a field)

But the field can have a hole

And you can fall in while you stroll

And a Gorg can come along to find a meal (a meal)

And he can pack you in a sack

And you can try to scramble back

But then you'll never, ever, ever get free (get free)

'Cause every time you eat a tower you'll be shut up for eternity

Listen to Convincing John

And all your troubles will be gone

He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it

Just for you

And if you want to hear a story

That is horrible and gory

Let me tell you about a Fraggle I knew (I knew)

He was sitting on a byway

Eating up a Doozer highway

In the way a hungry Fraggle will do (will do)

Then he started in a-changing and he started rearranging

And I promise you this story is true (is true)

By the time it was done he was a human being through and through

Listen to Convincing John

And all your troubles will be gone

He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it, (but don't eat it!)

Just for you