MR. LIF - The Unorthodox lyrics

[Verse 1]

Mic check, check check check

Here's some funky fresh hip hop shit for 3000

Long after we've laid to waste all areas surrounding

Bass pounding, souls jumping, and you're pumping your fist

You've never heard a stiff body ripping like this

See I was stripped of my identity, conquered by the enemy

And now I'm faceless in the 21st century

You may kind of vaguely remember me, or maybe not

What it Ted or was it Scott, homo sapien or robot?

Serial number: aye carumba

So you look at me real deep in my eyes and then wonder

Hold up, I still have important things to say

I go home and watch news after stagnating all day

Just press play, cool out sit back and relax

And gobble up another earful of these undelivered raps

And just think that perhaps what we think matters

Delve into yourself and rediscover once forbidden data

[Spoken] Oh golly Lif that was really special

On the positive tip right? Well uh let me ask you-

As a matter of fact kid, why don't you hold up one second

and let my DJ get busy on this shit - go on Fakts

[Scratching]

[Spoken] Ho hum, ho hum

Yo that was fresh, now what were you saying, man?

You've been gone for a while, no one's seen you

What you been doing during your hiatus, man?

[Verse 2]

I sat back, I drank beers, I shed tears

I react, I see traps, I eats raps such as kneecaps

Scapula, clavicle, I call this ?????

Bones by the barrel-full, great meal nigga, I'm rather full

This section, digestion, blood rushes to intestines

When we met I left a negative impression

Yet another state of metamorphosis

I'm off keel, please pardon my awkwardness

Here, let me start with this: here's a hint like ?????

Let's calculate what you think my mental net profit is

Patience, something I was forced to learn

You must truly tap into yourself to make the records turn

So here I go, words make wind blow

I change the world from looking through my window

Angle, strangle any sucker duck

My mind done went outside and fucked him up

You picked the wrong street nigga you're outta luck

[Scratching]

[Spoken]Oh man that was like totally dope

Thanks man

You know I MC too?

Well you know what? I eat motherfuckers how's that?

As a matter of fact beat it kid

I eat niggaz for real yo check this shit out

[Spoken Skit]

Testimony #2A (Insight)

Testimony #2B (El-P)