Mr Bungle - The Girls of Porn lyrics

It's time to win a chance to butt-bang

Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

XXX video

976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone

The devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S & M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro & both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest & bestiality too

We got Sade & the sweetest taboo

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav

And D-cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby