Mr Bungle

Mr Bungle - Bloody Mary lyrics

When life comes down to a sharp point

Onto the head of a pin

Something relieves the pressure

And the cycle begins

All the ladies run to the barstools

Anticipation grows

Mother nature adds the ingredients

The women sip it slow

One day God had to get off his ass

He had to walk to the kitchen and get his own glass

To this glass he had to pour his own booze

For this, his woman had to pay the dues

Now all women must pay this terrible bill

That arrives every month against their will

A crescent hang over, half-irritated smirk

Full migraine cramps, and Maxi-pads don't work!

Have another round now

Complete the recipe

All your pain and anger

Wash into a crimson sea

He who filled your ocean

Sinks not but bobs afloat

Your sweet menstruation

Will capsize his boat

Don't you think it's scary

Life's a Bloody Mary

Blood and alcohol

Makes you think that nothing's wrong

Howling at the moon

When the wolf bane blooms

Raise your glass and toast

To the thing that hurts you most

Drink hard drink deep!

When life comes down to a sharp point

Onto the head of a pin

Something relieves the pressure

And the cycle begins

All the ladies run to the barstools

Anticipation grows

Mother nature adds the ingredients

The women sip it slow

Concentrated into a liquid state

Released out of a spigot, the tampon awaits

Flowing out of the nozzle and into your cup

Although you've had too much, it's bottoms up

Every woman's got a secret with Mother Sun

Saying we'll meet same time same place next month

We'll drink till dawn and we'll reminisce

And we'll bleed for each other with no remiss

Have another round now

Complete the recipe

All your pain and anger

Wash into a crimson sea

He who filled your ocean

Sinks not but bobs afloat

Your sweet menstruation

Will capsize his boat

Don't you think it's scary

Life's a Bloody Mary

Blood and alcohol

Makes you think that nothing's wrong

Howling at the moon

When the wolf bane blooms

Raise your glass and toast

To the thing that hurts you most

Drink hard drink deep!

Excuse me bartender, fill it to the rim

And fetch me a sanitary napkin

To wipe off what's dribblin' down my chin

And forget about the troubles of this month's sin

Every girl washes out the month's bad times

By flushing her cares out into her panty liners

Tabasco sauce stings the memories

No release

Dreadfully eternal

The stain of tomato juice

Never understand why

Your crotch is singin' the blues

Stirring up emotion

With a celery stick

Sickening combination

Your blender loves to mix

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