Moxy Fruvous - King Of Spain lyrics

Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa, now I eat humble pie

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

And now I work at the Pizza Pizza

1 2 3 4!

Royalty, lord it looked good on me

Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free

Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco

Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video

Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome

Once he was the King of Spain

I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:

"King, how are you such a genius?

There's a roof overhead

and food on our plates!"

It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care

Let's make Friday part of the weekend

And give every new baby a chocolate eclair

Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?

You phone me, now I eat humble pie

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Once he was the King of Spain

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra!

Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canada

after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys?

Tell us, King!

You see late one night when the palace was asleep

Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep

And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch

At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me

Arrives and we make switch!

(gasp)

Prince and pauper, junior and whopper

World made up of silver and copper

Under my own volition, I took a change of position

So next time you drool in the pizza line

Remember, slower pizza's more luscious

The King of Spain never rushes!!!

Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve us, now I eat humble pie

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!

Once he was the King of Spain