Monty Python - Philosophers Song guitar tab

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Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST

From: Steve Nicholson

Subject: CRD: Philosopher's Song by Monty Python

Philosopher's Song

-by Monty Python

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant

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Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

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Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

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Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

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Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel

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There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

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Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will

After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart

`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed