Monty Python - Philosopher Song guitar chord

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>From: drraymon@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (Darrell Raymond)

{title:Monty Python's Philosopher's Song}

[D]Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant

Who was very rarely [A]stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could drink you under the [D]table

David Hume could out-consume

Whilhelm Friedrich [G]Hegel

And [A]Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as sloshed as [D]Schlagel

There's nothin' [A]Nature didn't teach yer

'Bout the raisin' of the wrist

Socrates him[D]self was [B7]permanently [E7]pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will

On a bottle o' shanty became particularly ill

Plato they say, could put it away

Half a pint of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart

`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed