Monty Python - Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy, or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back

Mmmmm, thank you very much.