Monty Python - O Lord Please Don't Burn Us lyrics

Don't grill us or toast your flock,

Don't put us on a barbecue,

Or simmer us in stock,

Don't braise us or bake or boil us,

Or stir-fry us in a wok.

Oh please don't lightly poach us,

Or baste us with hot fat,

Don't fricassee or roast us,

Or boil us in a vat,

And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,

In a Rotissomat