Monty Python - Lumberjack Song lyrics

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing,

And hangs around in bars.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,

Suspendies and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear pappa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?

Suspendies...and a bra?

...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.

He sleeps all night and he works all day