Monty Python - Accoutancy Shanty lyrics

Up, up up your premium

up up up your premium

up up up your premium

up up up your premium

Scribble away and balance the books

Scribble away and balance the books

It's fun to charter an accountant

And sail the wide accountancy

To fin, explore, the funds offshore

And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy

It can be manly in insurance

We'll up your premium semi-annually

It's all tax-deductible

We're fairly incorruptible

Sailing on the wide accountancy

Sail away!

(song fades out)