Monty Python - Accountancy Shanty lyrics

It's fun to charter an accountant

And sail the wild accountancy

To find, explore, the funds offshore

and scourge the sholls of bankruptcy.

It can be manly in insurance,

we'll up your premium semi-annually.

It's all tax deductable,

we're fairly incorruptable.

We're sailing on the wide accountancy.

Sailing Away, Sailing Away