MONTGOMERY GENTRY - Merry Christmas From The Family guitar tab
Verse 1:
G C
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
G C
At our Christmas party
G Em
We were drinkin’ champagne punch
C D
And homemade eggnog
G C
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G C
He was a Mexican
G Em
We didn’t know what to think of him
C D
‘Til he sang Feliz Navidad
G
Feliz Navidad
G C
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
G C
The three from his first wife Lynn
G Em
And the two identical twins
C D
>From his first wife MaryNell
G C
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
G C
Who talks all about AA
G Em
Chain smokin’ while the stereo plays
C D G
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
Chorus:
D
Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
C
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
D
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
C
We need some ice and a extension cord
D
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
C
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
G Em
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
C D G
Merry Christmas from the family
Verse 2:
G C9
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
G C9
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G Em
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
C D
They blew our Christmas lights
G C9
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G C9
So we waited out on our front lawn
G Em
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
C
And we sang Silent Night
D
Oh Silent Night
G
Oh holy night
D
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
C
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
C
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
D
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
C
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
