MONTGOMERY GENTRY - Merry Christmas From The Family guitar chord
Montgomery Gentry - Merry Christmas From The Family
By axehappy - axehappy@
G = 320003 Cadd9 = x32030
Em = 022000 C = x32010
D = xx0232 G/F# = 200003
G6 = 320000
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G Cadd9 (x4)
INTRO
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk,
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At a christmas party
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We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog.
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend,
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He was a Mexican.
G Em
We didn't know what to think of him,
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'Til he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da.
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Brother Ken brought his kids with him.
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The three from his first wife Lynn,
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And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell.
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Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye,
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Who talks all about AA.
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel.
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The First Noel.
D
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on,
C
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone.
D
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store,
C
We need some ice and an extension cord.
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite,
C
A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights.
G G/F# Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family.
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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen,
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them.
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But when they tried to plug their motorhome in,
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They blew our christmas lights.
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong,
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So we all waited out on our front lawn.
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on,
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And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night.
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Oh, Holy Night.
D
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on,
C
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one.
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go,
C
We need some celery and a can of fake snow.
D
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite,
C
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
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Hallelujah, everybody say cheese.
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Merry Christmas from the family
G6
Feliz Navi Da.
