Misdemeanor - Things In My Room lyrics

My crusty bed that's all messed up

And my ronchy ass guitar

An old wrestling trophy I bought at a yard sale

And a Bart Simpson doll

My rusty old television that only gets three channels

And my broken Nintendo, thats next to my Right Guard

A Calvin and Hobbes treasury and a flyer for

A concert I never went to

My old skate board and a picture of my

Girlfriend that isn't really my girlfriend anymore

A MAD magazine and a Rage Against the Machine poster

Some socks that hang over my toy box and

A picture I drew of this guy that smells

That is now my girlfriend's boyfriend

That old pencil sharpener that vibrates

And a moldy cup of milk my friend left in here

While we were watching Jerry Springer

A clock that runs two hours late

And a half empty can of spray paint

An old seven Inch of Ronald Lovemaker

And a framed picture of a guy in a yellow suit

There's also some boogers, but I'm

not telling where those are.