Misc Your Songs - Brett Kline - The Retirement Home guitar chord

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The Retirement Home - Brett Kline

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Tabbed by: Brett Kline

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Tuning: EADGBE

I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too.

*palm muted*

G D

I went to see my grandparents last week

Em C

I was greeted by some old freak

G D

He said "hello" at least five times to me

Em C

He's probably just losing his memory

*regular strumming*

G D

I'm at the retirement home

Em C

I'm at the retirement home

G D

I'm at the retirement home

Em C

I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

G D

Look at them losing all of their hairs

Em C

Watch them falling down the stairs

G D

See that guy lying on his back

Em C

Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah!

*regular strumming*

G D

I'm at the retirement home

Em C

I'm at the retirement home

G D

I'm at the retirement home

Em C

I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

G D

You have to look out for these old folks

Em C

At any time they can have strokes

G D

But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV

Em C

I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee

*regular strumming*

G D

I'm at the retirement home

Em C

I'm at the retirement home

G D

That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam

Em C G

At the retirement home - oh yeah!