Mindless Drug Hoover - Reefer Song guitar chord

The Reefer Song - Mindless Drug Hoover

Here are the rest of the lyrics to this funny funny song. Studiously coppied

down by Mike

Thank Babs for the chords.

Verse:

C Em Dm G Dm G

One Sunny Day, I was riding my bike and smoking a joint,

C C Em Dm G

cos that's what I like. The police man stopped me and began to stare

Dm G C

and he said, hey sunny, what you smoking there I said.

Chorus:

C Em Dm G

It's a reefer would like some policeman,

C Em Dm G

It's a reefer would you like a blast

C Em Dm G

It's a reefer would you like some policeman

Dm G C

Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass.

Dm G C

Verse:

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike

and he took my reefer which he quite liked

we got to the station and his eyes were all red

and the Sargent said constable you're out of your head

Chorus:

he said yeah

It's a reefer do you want some Sargent

It's a reefer do you want a blast

It's a reefer do you want some Sergent

or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass

Verse:

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke

and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke

When he got back I'd rolled another eight

and they were bein passed round every copper in the place

Bridge: (This bit is played slower and with feeling)

C Em

well I sold them two ounces and one sixteenth

Dm G

and they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen

Chorus:

and they all sang together

It's a reefer do you want some mindless

It's a reefer do you want a blast

It's a reefer do you want some mindless

thanks for your company and thanks for the grass

Impress your friends...