Mighty Mohawk Man - Turn Gay lyrics

If you want someone to pay you mind

Here's the best solution I can find

Tight pants, Duran Duran CD

Turn gay if you wanna be just like me

Give your family something to talk about

Oh they need something to to talk about

Give your family something to talk about

Oh they need something to to talk about

If you need attention I'll help you out

We'll give your mother something to cry about

Your parents sucks, revenge is sweet

Turn gay if you wanna be just like me (x2)