Mighty Mohawk Man - Haircut lyrics

I can't watch you standing there

With your ugly fucking hair

Please don't please don't get too near

Get that shit away from here

I can't stand your shortened mop

Golden locks you chose to crop

And to think that you're so smart

Your longer hair was truly art

What's the deal with this cut

Now you've got more hair on your butt

This is getting out of hand

Burn the scissors, take a stand