Michael Reno Harrell - Southern Suggestions guitar chord

SOUTHERN SUGGESTIONS

MICHAEL RENO HARRELL

G D

IT’S MUSTARD ON HOT DOGS AND CATSUP ON FRENCH FRIED POTATOES

D G

GRAVY ON BISCUITS AND CORN MEAL ON FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

G C

IF YOU’RE COOKING A PIG YOU NEED TO START ABOUT THREE IN THE MORNING

G C D G

AND IF YOU GO TO THE BEACH PAY ATTENTION TO HURRICANE WARNINGS

YOU DON’T ORDER GRITS THEY JUST COME ANYTIME YOU SAY EGGS

CLEAR FINGERNAIL POLISH WHEN CHIGGERS GET HOLD OF YOUR LEGS

DON’T DRINK THE MOONSHINE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS MADE

AND NEVER STAND IN THE SUN ANYTIME YOU CAN SIT IN THE SHADE

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C D G

THESE AREN’T RULES IT’S JUST SOME THINGS THAT WE FIGURED OUT

G C D G

TO MAKE LIVING EASY WHEN YOU’RE LIVING HERE IN THE SOUTH

HONEYSUCKLE TASTES SWEET IF YOU SUCK THE BACK END OF A BLOSSOM

CATFISH TASTES GREAT BUT I DON’T KNOW A SOUL WHO EATS POSSUM

IF YOUR PLOWING A GARDEN A LITTLE FORD TRACTOR WILL DO

BUT GET A JOHN DEERE IF YOU’VE GOT MORE THAN AN ACRE OR TWO

AN OLD TRACTOR TIRE PAINTED WHITE AND PLACED IN THE YARD

MAKES QUITE A STUNNING PLANTER BUT DON’T USE A TIRE FROM A CAR

SEE A CAR TIRE YOU TIE TO A ROPE AND YOU HANG FROM A TREE

AND TOBACCO JUICE WORKS LIKE A CHAMP WHEN YOU’RE STUNG BY A BEE

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YOU ALL IS PLURAL IF IT’S ONLY ONE JUST SAY YOU

IT’S ALRIGHT TO BE CATHOLIC OR MORMON OR HINDU OR JEW

SEE THE BAPTISTS DON’T OWN THE SOUTH THEY JUST USE THE NAME

ICED TEA AIN’T FOR BREAKFAST AND ALL BARBECUE AIN’T THE SAME

TRY TO EAT LUNCH WHERE THE WAITRESS ALL CALLS YOU HONEY

MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU’LL THINK JOHN BOY AND BILLY ARE FUNNY

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE MAKE MONEY BASS FISHING’S AMAZING

AND NASCAR IS KICKING INDY CAR’S ASS AT CAR RACING

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