Mentors - Sleep Bandits lyrics

We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night

We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight

Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep

For us to sink our dicks in deep

Little Betty wasn´t too frisky

When she passed out from the whiskey

Then we gave her knock-out pills

To help us get out thrills

Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine

It´s time for us to form a line

She was passed out and stripped in bed

We knew that she would give us some head

We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it

We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it

I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it

Sleep bandit, can you stand it

First in line came good ol´ El

And I say she´s starting to smell

Next in line with a rubber came sickie

Then Red Dog for a quickie

After that came Don Scary

Who said she was a disgrace

On her head he jacked off,

Right on her face

After that came Danny Grey

It´s been ten years since his last lay

Think of this when you drink up your next brew

Will the next sleepy victim be you?

I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it

I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it

Next in Line came our good buddy Mills

He´s the one who brought the knockout pills

After that we charged five bucks

So the whole party could get some fucks

I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it

I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it

I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it

Can you stand it