Mental as anything - Nigel lyrics

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy,

He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel

He has his future in a fist of steel

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy,

He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak

And he likes to be spoken to

Nigel is happy in his world

Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy,

He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him