Meat Puppets - I Can't Be Counted On lyrics

A house upon a hill

Send me pretty women

Or threaten me and still

I'll come up to your house

And attempt to fix your sink

Do a mediocre job

As I'm leaving you will think

If you're needing something

You know that I'll be gone

I will not answer when you call

If you're waiting for me

Then you'll be waiting long

I can't be counted on at all

My eye is on the pork

The pork is in the pan

If something needs a'doing

Well you know I'm not your man

If you're counting on me

You know I'll let you down

You can't be counting on me

Cause you know I'm just a clown