Meat Loaf - Life Is A Lemon & I Want My Money Back lyrics

I want my money back<br>I want my money back<br>It's all or nothing<br><br>And nothing's all I ever get<br>Every time I turn it on<br>I burn it up and burn it out<br><br>It's always something<br>There's always something going wrong<br>That's the only guarantee<br>That's what this is all about<br><br>It's a never ending attack<br>Everything's a lie, and that's a fact<br>Life is a lemon and I want my money back!<br><br>And all the morons<br>And all the stooges with their coins<br>They're the ones who make the rules<br>It's not a game - it's just a rout<br><br>There's desperation<br>There's desperation in the air<br>It leaves a stain on all your clothes<br>And no detergant gets it out<br><br>And we're always slipping through the the cracks<br>Then the movie's over - fade to black<br>Life is a lemon and I want my money back!<br><br>I want my money back<br>I want my money back<br><br>What about love? <br>It's defective!<br>It's always breaking in half<br><br>What about sex? !<br>It's defective!<br>It's never built to really last<br><br>What about your family? <br>It's defective!<br>All the batteries are shot<br><br>What about your friends? <br>They're defective!<br>All the parts are out of stock<br><br>What about hope? <br>It's defective!<br>It's corroded and decayed<br><br>What about faith? <br>It's defective!<br>It's tattered and it's frayed<br><br>What about your gods? <br>They're defective!<br>They forgot the warranty<br><br>What about your town? <br>It's defective!<br>It's a dead end street to me<br><br>What about your school? <br>It's defective!<br>It's a pack of useless lies<br><br>What about your work? <br>It's defective!<br>It's a crock and then you die<br><br>What about your childhood? <br>It's defective!<br>It's dead and buried in the past<br><br>What about your future? <br>It's defective!<br>And you can shove it up your ass!!<br><br>I want my money back<br>I want my money back<br><br>It's all or nothing<br>And nothing's all I ever get<br>Every time I turn it on<br>I burn it up and burn it out<br><br>It's a never ending attack<br>Everything's a lie, and that's a fact<br>Life is a lemon and I want my money back!<br><br>And we're always slipping through the the cracks<br>Then the movie's over-fade to black<br>Life is a lemon and I want my money back!