Mc Twist & The Def Squad - Mary Mack lyrics

(Honey, I make love cafeteria style:

just help yourself!)

[VERSE 1: MC Twist]

Now Mary Mack in black, finest girl in school

Got voted best lookin cause she's such a jewel

I remember in September when she first came through

Fellas paid no attention, but then she grew

She started actin fast and became loose

Met Jimbrowski who gave her the juice

Now what started out good has now turned bad

There's a rumor she's pregnant and I'm the dad

The guys gave me credit, girls said I was wrong

If you wanna know the truth, keep playin the song

Mary's lips were closed, they always stayed the same

She said to come inside, I ain't the one who came

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Oh Mary Mack, Mack, Mack

All dressed in black, black, black

She wanna do it from the front, front, front

But I'ma get her in the back, back, back

[VERSE 2: MC Twist]

I seen her four months later, or was it three?

I don't know, but her stomach looks flat to me

I said, "Hey, Mary Mack," she answered, "What?"

I said, "I like the way the jeans fit your big old butt"

She took a couple steps back, got on the sidewalk

Started movin her hips, gave me body talk

I said, "Come on girl, why you're tryin to tease?"

Then she opened her hand and showed me her keys

I think I will for the thrill cause she never calls

And I wonder how it feels to move inside the walls

Of her pad, and I was glad to be on her list

Cause man oh man, I been waitin for this

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[VERSE 3: MC Twist]

Well, we walked down the street about a block away

To a little white house that looked okay

I sat myself on the couch, she played somethin slow

And said, "I be right back, boy, so don't you go"

Rendez-vous for two, somethin I won't pass

And you best believe I'm goin up that As...

pirine for a headache cause my head hurts

I need to freshen my breath, so I grab some certs

She returned, I bugged at the sight I saw

She had on silk lace panties and a matchin bra

Thought about my homeboys and said, ah hell

This is gonna be a real good story to tell

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[VERSE 4: MC Twist]

I said, "Oh Mary, have you ever been told?

You could be the next angel in the centerfold

I wouldn't waste my time just to say this rap

You got looks, got body, not to mention the gap

I'm dirty like a dog, horny as a toadd

So give it to me quick, make me explode

Cause tonight you're mine and you can say I'm yours

Cause you're a freaky little thing behind closed doors

You're drivin me nuts, as a matter of fact

I like to bust one ( ? ) right across your back

And I really gotta tell ya, I never knew

Real pleasure till she took time to be with you"

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