MC PAUL BARMAN - Burping & Farting lyrics

[MC Paul Barman]

Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting

Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide

Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines

Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting

Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide

Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines

Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide in sugar water

Sodalicious yet less nutritious than a booger snotter

Gas burps from fast slurps and come back in blast

Chirps through the esophagus

It smells like a sarcophagus

Chewing gum swallows air and straws add air too

Did big bro ever burp shotgunning homebrew?

Too much makes you puke and so does flu

Purging's great

Never urge a date to regurgitate

Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting

Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide

Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines

Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting

Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide

Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines

I said Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines

When gas spurts my ass hurts and blows back my grass skirts and tartans

Don't be disheartened if you fart in a crowd

Silent but deadly

The cloud wasn't loud

If you got more gas than Gulf I'd cull fried foods or else emit some

sulfides

Pass me a charcoal pill

Scratch that

Give me that thar whole grill "Coming at you mate!"

You flatulate the gas that you ate

It's really just doody in vaporous form

Mine is so fresh the paper is warm

I took a peek in my dookareeka and found a lentil a diamond and corn

Eureka!

"How could he be so smart and so stupid at the same time?"