Mc Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships lyrics

Internet relationships are not real

Your heart people steal but identities conceal

So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys

Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

What do you like?

I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late

I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight

See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife

I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life

I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue

It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.

Online relationships are really just pretend

Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.

Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.

Talking to girls from Moscow to LA

But people can surprise you from behind a screen

Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

I checked out your pics and I like your smile

We can message each other again and again

Join my groups and guess my age!

You can't be in high school you're just too hot

I hope they inspire you and give you a smile

Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene

The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

If you don't believe us here's a final story

About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori

Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes

Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face

I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email

Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)