MC LARS HORRIS - Rapgirl lyrics

The following is an entirely fictional account.

Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely

Coincidental... just kidding.

She fell from the sky on a black October night

She wrote these funny songs and every one was tight

She asked me for advice on jump-starting her career

But I’m staring in her eyes as she’s talking in my ear

Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you

Suburban rap queen, what’s an MC to do?

Suburban rap queen, every Biggie needs a Kim

Suburban rap queen, sometimes you lose, sometimes you win

[CHORUS]

Rapgirl, Rapgirl, I like you a lot

You’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot

Rapgirl, Rapgirl, now tell me what to do

When the playback is too quiet and the

Song’s already through

This is called a breakbeat!

It’s the musical element hip-hop

Was founded on back in 1969.

That’s educational.

She fell from the sky with a superhero icon

We battled in the studio like, “Hey, yo, is this mic on?”

I went down for the count, she went up on the beat

I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet

She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park

I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark

The bass line that she struck threw me flat on my back

So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Because girls are so confusing, and I guess they’ll always be

I should just become a monk, resign to celibacy

Then I’d never have to worry about what a hug might mean

See these girls who want to be your friend

May be just what they seem

We had burritos in your dorm and talked about Dizzee Rascal

We wrote a song together, recorded it, and that’s all

Romantic love is fear of waking up alone

In Redwood City with platonic voice mail on your phone

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Rapgirl, Rapgirl (Rapgirl, Rapgirl)

Suburban rap queen,

I wrote this song for you

Rapgirl, Rapgirl (Rapgirl, Rapgirl)

Suburban rap queen,

What’s an MC to do?