MC Chris - Illy Oi! lyrics

[mc chris]

mc chris is the shit, whack MC's line up to perish

There just ain't no stoppin him, his parents are so embarassed

mc chris can't resist, whack MC's they get so angry

Cause he ain't a part of it yet beats them at their own game oh so badly

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Illinois boy known to make some noise

Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed

Used to love hip-hop now it sucks like roids

I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya so oi

I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food

Rap real smooth cause I don't produce

MTV said no so I'm just on Fuse

Everything to gain but nothing to lose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah...

[mc chris]

I'm the baddest MC switchblade in the mic

Playground player fifth grader for life

Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes

I keep my bitches on a short leash with a tracking device

My name is MC I got carcinogen beats

Been compared to monet been compared to Matisse

When I'm not rhymin or fuckin I'm lookin for trees

You're givin hand jobs by the bloodbank for a nickel a piece

I bring the jams, like Knotts Berry or Smuckers

Motherfuckers better duck cause I'm on downers and uppers

Got a sack a nutter butters and a head in the gutter

I waste whack MC's like they fuel in a Hummer

[Chorus]

Oi Oi Oi Oi...

[mc chris]

I'm the crazy MC got chainsaw teeth

I'm a vegetarian, ain't got no beef

Rap rhymes over beats for dufflebags of cheese

You get a sexual release sniffin yer grandma's queefs

I get more mother daughter action than Romeo & Master P

Got these bitches suckin like they vacuuming for company

My name is MC and that's the way it's gonna have to be

Ny tractor beam is the fact that we're actually the act the beat

I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit

Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate

You can hardly handle it so go ask your analyst

I'm the catalyst that moistens the panties of management