MC Chris - I Want Candy lyrics

* song used in the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"; is not on any album

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy

I'm her Hugh Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pot, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line

kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind

im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth

put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots

lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops

gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)

candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum and taffy

get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty

Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family

Just 'cause you came betweena kid and his candy

I need candy, any kind'll do

Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"

It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into hell

Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated

And Hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

Want some candy, need some candy, feed me candy til' I'm dead

I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, give me head!

Where you keepin' all the candy?!

Who made you candy king?!

If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)

Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school

Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon

Candy, its good, on your way home from school

Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess

Come on down yo, here's the address

At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

right next to Gentlemen's club.