Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen - Just The Bare Necessities lyrics

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To pack for camping, there's just two rules

Do we need it? Is it cool?

Here's the stuff that we really need

Just the bare necessities

Hunters dress like Mata Hari

You're going camping, not on a safari

Lederhosen, a pickax and socks

For climbing the Alps

We'll been climbing up rocks

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You've got to be kidding

It's a real necessity

Not. Hairdryers need electricity

And what's this?

Frozen dinner. This one's my fav.

And where are you going to find a microwave?

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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger

I'm just a camper, not a park ranger

No more jokes, it's understood

We can be comfy and still look good

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