Mars Volta - Metatron lyrics

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man

My member's big as a grizzly bear's head

My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me

I'm proud of the width and the length of my part

You should see me break the young girls' hearts

I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags

And when I got to bed the mattress sags

It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose

Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man

If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten

Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men

Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.