Mark McKinney - Party Foul lyrics
Welcome to the party
I’m sure you know just what to do
But someone’s bound to break a couple rules
So maybe we should review
There’s no judge, umpire official
Ain’t nobody gonna blow a whistle
And it ain’t over till you see the sun
This is partying 101
But remember to have some fun
[chorus]
Don’t spill your beer
Don’t kiss and tell
Don’t lose your cool
Or get thrown in jail
Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin'
This is a party man what are you thinkin'
Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly
Or change the song in the middle of Willy
No, don’t leave the party with the ugliest gal
Cuz that’s a party foul
Hell ya
That’s a party foul
We got women, ladies, and players,
Hippies, rockers, and kickers,
The beer is good and the wine is fine
But you know that liquor is quicker
We got all night the rain don’t hurry
Soon enough everything will be blurry
Try to remember all the rules from A-Z
And earn yourself a degree
From the party university
Don’t spill your beer
Don’t kiss and tell
Don’t lose your cool
Or get thrown in jail
Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin
This is a party man what are you thinkin
Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly
Or change the song in the middle of Willy
No, don’t put your hands on another man’s gal
Cuz that’s a party foul
Hell yeah
That’s a party foul
Oh yeah
As long as you’re here
Might as well be drinkin’ beer
And it ain’t against the law
To stumble and to fall
This is last call-
Don’t spill your beer
Don’t kiss and tell
Don’t lose your cool
Or get thrown in jail
Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin’
This is a party man what are you thinkin’
Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly
Don’t change the song in the middle of Willy
No, don’t put your hands on another man’s gal
Don’t mellow out when its time to rock
Don’t sit around and just watch the clock
Don’t get to rowdy when its time to chill
Get a room if you wanna get your thrill
Don’t start a fight
Don’t throw a punch
Don’t get the spins
Or don’t lose your lunch
No, and don’t leave the party with the ugliest gal
Cuz that’s a party foul
Oh yeah
That’s a party foul
Hell yeah
That’s a party foul
That’s a party foul
Get on outta here
Thanks to Brie Boden
