Mark David Manders - Big Johnson guitar chord

Intro - Bb C

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There was a cajun queen down in Louisianne

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Gave birth to a boy with an over-sized gland

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It was a thyroid condition that swelled his neck

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And none of the girls would give any lip

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To Big John

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Big Johnson

There was a story about his daddy who he never knew

And each day that passed that thyroid grew

He was a freak of nature, but a lawyer by trade

And he couldn't understand why the girls were afraid

Of Big Johnson

So he took a teaching job on the California Coast

At an all girls law school where he hoped

He'd find a near-sighted girl for his far-feched dreams

Who could overlook the defect in his genes

Big Johnson

Big John

Big John

Big Johnson

And then one day on a routine trip

To law library the earth began slip

The lights went out and the shelves began to fold

All the girls screamed, but no one grabbed ahold of Big Johnson

Then a falling shelf caught on the bulge in his neck

And he let out a groan but he stood there erect

And as they scrambled beneath his legs to make their escape,

40 paralegals came to appreciate Big Johnson

Big John

Big John

Big Johnson

The rescue workers agreed that no one could survive

Under 20 tons of law books and still be alive

Then a girl grabbed the Captain and said "You don't understand,

At the bottom of those briefs lies a big, big gland...Big Johnson"

Big John

Big John

Big Johnson