Mansun - MORONICA lyrics

2 foot long and your neck keeps growing

10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing

25 grand and you work 3 hours

15 girls through a hole in your trousers

Bigger, better, faster, more

You're much more cooler than you were before

Bigger, better, cooler than me

You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea

For so long

For so long I've been asking you please

Please Moronica stay

For so long

For so long I've been telling you please

Please Moronica haze

For so long

For so long you've listened to me

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin

You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin

You think you're cooler than all the Roses

Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses

How could you forget your faith

How could you forget your faith

I've been telling you so long

Please don't go

In my face

This will be the place

You've got more halos than Simon Templar

You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer

Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's

Your face is covered in cheap mascara

2 foot long and your neck keep growing

10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing

25 grand and you work 3 hours

15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah