Madonna - The Funny Song guitar tab

Madonna – The Funny Song (From Drowned World Tour 2001)

Tabbed by Linda P. (kittiepixie2001@yahoo.no)

Intro:

(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third

fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

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(This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:

C

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Went down to the local bar

C

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To buy my daddy a big cigar

F

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When I got home he was dead

C

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Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:

F C

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Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me grieve

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‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest

of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.

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Verse 2:

C

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When the funeral, it was through

C

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I had myself a barbecue

F

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Daddy’s bones they sure taste good

C

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I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:

F C

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Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me sad

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‘Cause everything you did was bad Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Went down to the local bar

To buy my daddy a big cigar

When I got home he was dead

Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:

Oh dear daddy

You’re not gonna see me grieve

‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

Verse 2:

When the funeral, it was through

I had myself a barbecue

Daddy’s bones they sure taste good

I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:

Oh dear daddy

You’re not gonna see me sad

‘Cause everything you did was bad

Iiiihaaawwwww