Madness - House Of Fun lyrics

Good morning Miss can I help you son

Sixteen today and up for fun

I'm a big boy now or so they say

So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

Box of balloons with a featherlite touch

Pack of party poppers that pop in the night

A toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin

Miss Clay on the corners had just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lions den

Temptation's on it's way

Welcome to the house of

N-n-n-n-no no Miss you misunderstood

Sixteen big boy full pint in my manhood

I'm up to date and the date's today

So if you serve I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the lions den

Temptation's on it's way

Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry sun but we don't stock

Part gimmicks in this shop

Try the house of fun

It's quicker if you run

This is a chemist not a joke shop

Party hats simple enough clear

Comprehend savy understand do you hear

A pack of party hats with the couloured tips

I'm too late gorgon's heard gossip

Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lions den

Temptation's on it's way

Welcome to the house of