Macy Gray - My Fondest Childhood Memories lyrics

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter

She had a pet kangaroo

Wore big breasts and feathers.

She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered

And I loved her till I

Caught her sexing my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her.

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by

The house was flooding

And no one knew why.

Within no time at all he got rid of the water

And I was grateful

Till I caught him plunging my mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him.

He gonna hurt you momma never again

he wasn't a friend

So I killed him.

He gonna hurt your momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him.

And I don't feel bad about it.

Say what?

And I don't feel bad about it.

These are my fondest childhood memories.

I was just a kid

So they let me go despite the murders that I did

All grown up now as you can see

My parents are still happily married

Thanks to me.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her.

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him.

He gonna hurt you momma never again

he wasn't a friend

So I killed him.

These are my fondest childhood memories