Machine Gun Fellatio - Llamas vs Big Ears lyrics

This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help

She had really big ears

Not the kind you'd normally see

When you're walking down the street

Yeah she had really big ears

Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own

In the corner of the club

I said 'Do you know Noddy?'

Yeah she had really big ears

That's what she had

I took her back to my house

She couldn't fit through the door

She had to turn her head sideways

Yeah she had really big ears

I got her onto the bed

And tried to take her dress off

It wouldn't fit over her head

Yeah she had really big ears

Really big ears

That's what she had

So I killed her in her sleep

And I cut her ears right off

They made really good hubcaps

Yeah she had really big ears

Yeah she had really big ears

Really big ears

That's what she had