Macabre - Freeze Dried Man lyrics

Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man

So he could do things he enjoyed again and again

Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man

And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand

Jeffrey had a plan

To freeze dry a man

But the device was thirty grand

So the thought was quickly canned

He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man

He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie

Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man

But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned

Jeffrey had a plan

To freeze dry a man

But the device was thirty grand

So the thought was quickly canned