M2x - Alcoville lyrics

welcome to alcoville

the hometown off all alcomuhfuckers

sittin in the park

chillin and watchin my best friend barf

life feels harsh so we shoot some hard

wait ten and start movin

it all feels good it all feels true

life with alcohol turns you blue

walk on clouds feel all proud that you can shoot 14 tequilla without dying

we do hit bad

we do get sad

when our friends go mad

lose their mind and go blind

cuz they havent recognized their line

so they push themselves pass the limit

but fuckit who cares, you only live once

so what we do is pass our life on to our sons and daughters

welcome to drinkin land

here I promse you

you'll become a man

learn to shake hands with a bum without feelin dumb

we teach you how to drink a lot of beer

how to get pissed off at a queer

be short tempered

and beat up someone for callin you Tempered

What we do is start off our evening

with some beer body healin

hit off the feelin'

and grab the gin

taste it, grin and begin to spin

to get that amazing grace

talk to jesus and insult his race

those religious fucks who think we suck

cuz we hit the bar drink and drive our car

but we are really quite harmless

unless u harm us

the we go looking for you to smack you up till you want us to kill you