Lunachicks - The Day Squid Gerbel Died lyrics

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

The day Squid's gerbil died

He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.

He was D.O.A.

Don't do it! No!

Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all

Squid put the dog gate up

So he couldn't get to the third floor

But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,

Chased him in circles, from noon until four

Don't do it! No!

Don't do it! No!

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,

Came in from playing one day

And he was dead on location

A gerbil stiff as a board

Staring blankly at the world

Now he wont play on his wheel anymore

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,

No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,

No Means No Means No!

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

The day Squid's gerbil died

He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.

He was D.O.A.

The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried

Don't do it! No!

Don't do it! No!

A little later on in life came a gerbil couple

They got together, had some babies

but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off

Squid came too late to pull him off

More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,

No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,

No Means No Means No! No! No! No!

You're a bad bad dog

And I told you not to do it

And I told you not to go

You're a bad bad dog

And I told you not to do it

Now you're choking on a bone!