Los Amigos - This is a Rip-Off lyrics

This is a rip-off!

I'm the Dandy Highwayman

You're too scared to mention

I spend my cash

on looking flash

and grabbing your attention

The Devil take your stereo

and your record collection (woah)

the way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)

Your money we will take.

HWOAH!

This is a rip-off (wo-oah)

Not a bullet or a cake.

HWOAH!

I'm the Dandy Highwayman

so sick of being in fashion

the clumsy boots, peekaboo roots

that people think so dashing

so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?

it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)

Your money we will take.

HWOAH!

This is a rip-off (wo-oah)

Not a bullet or a cake.

HWOAH!

And even though you fool your soul your money will be mine

All mine!

We're the Dandy Highwaymen

So tired of excuses

of deep meaning philosophies

where only showbiz loses

We're the Dandy Highwaymen

and here's our invitation

throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation!

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)

Your money we will take.

HWOAH!

This is a rip-off (wo-oah)

Not a bullet or a cake.

HWOAH!

And even though you fool your soul your money will be mine

All mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA