Los Amigos - Heaven Is A Beef Pie lyrics
Ooh lalalalalalala
Ooh lalalalalalala
Ooh lalalalalalala
Hang on that's El Capitan.
If I live before I die
Atleast in heaven there is pie.
Cause right now on earth I cannot snack.
Without weight-watchers on my back.
Now heaven would be a restaurant
Serving it up till late.
And heaven would be just kicking back.
With Jesus packing my plate.
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is in famine
We'll just sit back and eat at you.
Singing
If I live before I die
Atleast in heaven there is pie.
Cause right now on earth I cannot snack.
Without weight-watchers on my back.
Now when most people think of heaven
They don't see many iced cakes.
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "KFC megabucket this way".
So if you want to come to my heaven
Where we're all gonna have a cake.
And everyone you know is welcome.
But where some pants for god sake.
Singing
If I live before I die
Atleast in heaven there is pie.
Cause right now on earth I cannot snack.
Without weight-watchers on my back.
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out something I'd be calling cake.
I'm sorry mate. You can't come in
You got a thing here that is "radioactive".
Your mad, cause I'm the pope
You don't teach any classes in how to cope.
I find a place to rest my head.
I'd rather be alone now that I'm fed.
Like the labour political party of 87.
We'll be busting state affairs till we get to heaven.
You think I really care that I missed food technology?
After my cake using stale fishology.
With all your rules, you've got to chill.
I gotta flip my burgers on the grill.
Gonna flip them cause I got the skills.
Gonna flip them cause I got the skills.
Got the skills.
Got the skills.
Got the skills.
H-h-h-heaven is a beef-pie.
If I live before I die
Atleast in heaven there is pie.
Cause right now on earth I cannot snack.
Without weight-watchers on my back.
Heaven is a beef-pie.
If I live before I die
Atleast in heaven there is pie.
heaven is a beef-cake.
Beef cake?
You ruined it!
You realise that song would/
