Los Amigos

Los Amigos - Headline news lyrics

Once there was this kid who

took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spraypaint

and when he finally came back,

he had cane marks all over his bottom.

He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Mmm mmm mmm mmm.

Once there was this girl who

swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

and when she finally made it,

she saw some other girl who was better.

And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Mmm mmm mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Mmm mmm mmm mmm.

They got paid for there soundbytes

and sold their TV movie rights.

And then, there was this guy who

made his wife so mad that one night she cut off his weiner

and when he finally came to,

he found that Mr. Happy was missing.

He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Mmm mmm mmm mmm.

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