Local H - Mayonnaise & Malaise lyrics

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you<br>Mayonnaise and malaise to go<br>The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22<br>Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me<br>Catatonic face - I'm marking time randomly<br>Mayonnaise and malaise to go<br><br>Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink<br>They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think<br>Charismatic bore and I don't wanna work no more<br>I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door<br>Mayonnaise and malaise to go<br><br>It's really something to be twenty-nothing<br>I feel my place is so secure<br>A culture spot that I have got<br>So glad to be unsure<br>We've passed our prime in record time<br>I never thought we'd fall so low<br>We've come this far to sell your cars<br>I want all my unease to go<br><br>It's really something, to be twenty-nothing<br>I feel my place is so secure<br>A culture spot that I have got<br>So glad to be unsure<br>I've come to resent what I represent<br>I'd like to smack that smile off your face<br>But for my angst I must say thanks<br>So good to be put in my place<br><br>Mayonnaise and malaise to go<br><br>Punk rock car