Local H - Mayonnaise And Malaise To Go lyrics

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

Keep it at a pace... My life is like a crawl to me

Catatonic face... I'm marking time randomly

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think

Charismatic bore and I don't wanna work no more

I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

It's really something to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

We've passed our prime in record time

I never thought we'd fall so low

We've come this far to sell your cars

I want all my unease to go

It's really something, to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

I've come to resent what I represent

I'd like to smack that smile off your face

But for my angst I must say thanks

So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

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