Local H - Disgruntled Christmas guitar tab

LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS

If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning

and the chords are just strummed.

A C

And it's me, the man with no personality

E

Burning down your Christmas tree

A c

Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall

E

Mistletoe is going to fall

A C

Taking shots at the caroling crowd

E

Stupid songs sung way too loud

A C E

And they're getting dumber all the time

F E

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

F E

Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

Dm

You say shopping spree

C G

I say killing spree

A C

And I can think of Christmas past

E

Like the Christmas before last

A

Cousins

C

Uncles

E

Aunts

A C

And I could act like I don't care

E

That all I get is underwear

A C E

I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log

F E

Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow

F E

Something to burn away the freezing snow

Dm

If you just let me

C G A C E

And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down

A C E

I think Christmas really sucks (x2)

F E

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

F E

'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again

Dm

You'll be sorry

C G A

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus