Ll Cool J - I'm Bad lyrics
(Calling all cars, calling all cars...)
(Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples)
(Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers)
(Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east)
(Alias L.L. Cool J)
(He`s bad...)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh...
No rapper can rap quite like I can
I`ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso I`m a MC cop
Make you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop"
If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain`t met a motherfucker who can do that yet
Trendsetter I`m better my rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would
And when rap begin then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over you know I`m a win
Cool J has arrived so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don`t play!
Sparring competition that`s my hobby and job
I don`t wear a disguise because I don`t own the mob
Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped
I`m bad
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I`m like Tyson icin` I`m a soldier at war
I`m makin` sure you don`t try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin` for ten years and
Even when I`m braggin` I`m bein` sincere
MC`s can`t win I make `em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark`s fin
Because I`m bad as can be got my voice all waxed
Some brothers think he`s making records now he must have relaxed
I couldn`t shouldn`t and it`ll stay that way
The best rapper you`ve heard is L.L. Cool J
Kamikaze take a look at what I`ve done
Used to rock in my basement now I`m number one
And can happen on time never standin` on lime
You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme
I`m the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I`m notorious I`ll crush you like a jelly bean
I`m bad
I eliminate punks cut `em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
I`m devastating I`m so good it`s a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane
I`m as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull
I enjoy what I`m doing plus I`m paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I
Say the kind of rhymes that make MC`s withstand I tie
Never retire or put my mike on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad just provin` I`m bad
You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad
MC`s they retreat cause they know I can beat `em
And eat `em in a battle and the ref won`t cheat `em
I`m the best takin` out all rookies
So forget Oreos eat Cool J coookies
I`m bad
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Never ever no never
Never wearin` no Levis battle me why try
I`ll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin` MC`s and I`m a never get with
When I retire I`ll get worship like a old battleship
L.L. I`m bad other rappers know
When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!"
My paycheck`s large Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large
The original Todd teachin` how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod
You`re a novice I`m noble and I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun but no I`m Threwler his son
My vulture`s exact like rack and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger catfish vulture
My tongue`s a chisel in this competition sculpture
I`m bad
(Think I`m gonna need backup)
(Think I`m gonna need backup)
(What you need that for?)
(Yo this is L.L. Cool J)
(And you`ll never catch me so don`t even try it)
(I`m too bad for ya, understand...)
Aaaaaahhhh... I`m bad!
