Little Shop Of Horrors - Ya Never Know lyrics
[Mushnik]
I can't believe it
It couldn't be happening.
Pinch me, girls
It couldn't be happening
All of this sudden success
coming outa the blue!
[Girls]
D'doo doo doo
Doo d'doo doo doo
[Mushnik]
I put a sign up
Right in the front window
An advertisement
Right in teh front window-
"Stop in and see the amazing new plant,
Audrey Two"
[Girls]
T'two two two
Doo d'doo doo doo
[Mushnik]
And the really remarkable thing
is that people, they do!
[Girls]
D'doo doo doo
Doop, they sure doo doo
doo-
[Mushnik]
Seymour that twerp of a klutz
Finally did something right
Audrey two drives 'em nuts
What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist
And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!
((Next segment is spoken))
[Seymour]
Well, how'd I do?
[Chiffon]
You was great, Seymour!
[Crystal]
You sounded sexier than the Wolfman!
[Mushnik]
But you didn't mention the address of the shop. How many times
have I told you...
[Seymour]
I'm sorry. I was nervous. Where's Audrey? She said she'd be here.
[Mushnik]
Forget about Audrey. I've got three more radio interviews lined up
for tomorrow and the Skid Row Herald Examiner wants a picture!
[Seymour]
If I had a mother, she'd be so happy.
[Ronnette]
You're an overnight sensation, Seymour. Who'da believed it?
((Back to singing))
[Ronnette]
One day he
pushed a broom
Nothin' in his news but
gloom and doom
Then he lit a fuse and-
Give him room-
Stand aside and watch that Mothah blow!
Explosion!
Bang! Kerboom!
Don't it go to show ya never know?
[Girls]
Seymour was
In a funk
He was number zero
Who'da thunk
He'd become a hero?
Just a punk
He was a forgotten so and so
Then one day
[Seymour]
Crash! Kerplunk!
[Girls]
Don't it go to show ya never know?
[Chiffon](this line is spoken)
Sit down, Seymour. Chiffon gonna sing for ya.
[Ronnette]
All the world used to screw him
Biff wham pow, Now the interview him
And they clamor to put his remarks on the air!
All the world used to hate him
Now they're starting to 'preciate him
All becuase of that strange little plant over there
[Girls]
Observe him!
Here's a chap
Everything is landin'
In his lap!
[Seymour]
I just cut my hand and
In a snap!
Something out of Edgar Allen Poe
has happened!
[Girls]
Zam Kazap!
Don't it go to show ya never know?
One day you're
slingin' hash
Feelin' so rejected
Lightning flash!
You get resurrected!
Make a splash!
Now you rate the big bravissimo!
And with a thundercrash!
Crash kerplunk!
Bam kerboom!
Zang kazunk!
Zam kazoom!
Zowee, powee
Holy Cow, he
Ordered up a rainbow to go
Wow! Pow! Look out below!
Don't it go to show
Ya never know?
